Sunday, March 12, 2006

A theory of acupuncture and snow

Just as acupuncture works by the little needles piercing the skin and entering the blood vessels where they attract and trap small and large sins floating around, the needles then being withdrawn, the sins adhering to them (alcohol should not be used for sterilisation of needles used for alcohol-related sins, as this may exacerbate the problem) - just as acupuncture works like that, so too do tiny flakes of snow get trapped more by long, thin people, adhering to them and eventually covering them, when the person turns into a Zombie.
There is a theory that snowflakes actually come from outer space, and that this "panspermia" seeded the earth - perhaps the universe - with Zombies.

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